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The Lazy Man’s Way to Pick up Girls
 by: Elvis Preston King

No, I do NOT pick up girls in bars, on the internet, through personal ads or through dating services. Never in your life!

Hi, I am Elvis Preston King I hold the world record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet! I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I have slept with over 3000 girls. I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the senior playboy!

However, I am NOT selling a book or a course on how to pick up girls. I am looking for ONE permanent, lifelong, buddy who LOVES girls, and who doesn’t get his fair share of girls. I do everything for you. I pick up the girls, and I seduce them for you, and your job is simply to make mad passionate love with girl after girl after girl! When I say I have had sex with more girls than Julio Iglesias, I am not joking. I truly hold the REAL world’s record of the most girlfriends of any man on earth! I have never slept with a prostitute in my life. Yes, I am the Playboy of Playboys, bar none. I do not use drugs. I drink very little. I smoke an occasional cigar. I have only one vice and that vice is beautiful young girls, girls and more girls! No bars, no internet crap, no dating services. We go out, you point to the girl your crazy about and I take it from there!

I rarely do the traditional dating things such as restaurants, movies etc. I go straight to the bachelor pad and make love with my dream girls. I have too many girls to waste time going out for coffey or drinks or to restaurants and movies. Also in the city where I am living I can’t go out in public because it is embarrassing when girl after girl comes up to me thinking I am only hers. I go out of town with my top girls to exclusive beach resorts when I want to show off one of my 10’s!

I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn’t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.

To learn more about Elvis Preston King do a Google search or if you are “The Man” who truly loves girls and you are serious about really enjoying your life call Elvis right now at 809-581-8648 or email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com.

About The Author - (Contributing authors on each travel subject are selected based on content and authors background in each relevant travel area.) To submit articles to our site please email tony@sprynet.com . Subject matter can range from world destinations, travel tips and recommendations, travel cities, travel to countries, travel excursions, means of travel, and travel websites. Also, you may email to be added to our recommended travel sites list. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn’t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com. loverboybachelor@yahoo.com

This article was posted on February 24, 2005